Posted by not Bill Schmidt on September 07, 19100 at 20:43:13:
In Reply to: Prayers for Beer: a Heresy posted by Mark Brannan (doctorbinky) on September 03, 19100 at 02:20:35:
: Lager: sparkling seltzer, a model
: Stout: gunky coffee, a feast
: Ale: amber tea, a diplomatic union
: of image and substance.
: The priest speaks:
: Thus, we have this new, liquid Trinity,
: supplement to our bread and wine,
: a quenching of mouths
: dried by (my sermons of)
: multiplied loaves and fish.
: Let us pray that what we drink
: calms the body,
: stirs the heart.
: Let our brains gather new images,
: our mouths, new tastes,
: our urine, new colors.
: May our stomachs endure
: and regenerate linings.
: May the spirit flow through us,
: through Him, with Him,
: and Her, too, amen.
:
: Mark Brannan, 1993
Why can't I at least suck too like my brother, ya punks?!